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How to become a bishop without being religious / Charles Merrill Smith.

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Format:
Book
Author/Creator:
Smith, Charles Merrill.
Contributor:
Yarnall Collection (University of Pennsylvania)
Language:
English
Subjects (All):
Pastoral theology--Humor.
Pastoral theology.
Genre:
Humor.
Physical Description:
xii, 131 pages ; 22 cm
Edition:
[First edition].
Place of Publication:
Garden City, N.Y. : Doubleday, 1965.
Summary:
Devoted churchman "pricks the bubble of ecclesiastical self conceit" in this book of satiric advice on choosing the right wife, presenting the best possible pulpit image, and other matters.
Contents:
Introduction (which justifies and sets the tone of this treatise)
What they don't teach you in seminary
I. The professional stance, or the techniques of being unmistakably clerical
Piety and its uses
Notes on pastoral attire
The car in front of the manse
Living the inhibited life
Choosing art and literature suitable for the parsonage
The value of the stained glass voice
II. Selecting the clerical wife
The reasons why you must marry
The stylish, sexy and other types of girls to avoid
The advantages of marrying a girl who wants to marry a minister
The tremendous advantage of marrying a girl who has money
III. How to be impressive in the pulpit
Entertain the customers
Make them cry
Make them feel religious
Notes on noteless preaching
A preaching program which can't miss
The danger of being specific
IV. The administration of a church, which is a polite phrase for raising money
The theology of church finance
The pallid sins of nice people
The peace which passeth understanding
The status church
Picking the right Negro
How to handle committees
The men to cultivate
Tell them they are in charge
V. Conducting public worship, an exercise in nostalgia
How to produce the right feeling
The good and the bad hymns
Some strikes against "A Mighty Fortress"
The assurances of "Blessed Assurance"
The greatest hymn ever written
Soft music and the prayer tone
Managing the successful wedding ceremony
VI. The other minor but unavoidable obligations
How to live with the Sunday school
Hitting it off with the ladies
The art of pastoral counseling
VII. Getting into the major leagues
The chaps who get the job
VIII. Alternative routes to the top
The honest self examination prior to seeking board service
The blessings of a board executive
How to pretend you prefer the pastorate
The college presidency, its joys and hazards
Living with the faculty
Never mind the students
IX. The last lap
Achieving the humility, ability balance
The unpredictable nature of electing assemblies
Concluding counsel.
OCLC:
939731

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