I need a lifeguard everywhere but the pool / Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella.

Format:

Book

Author/Creator:

Scottoline, Lisa, author.

Serritella, Francesca Scottoline, author.

Language:

English

Subjects (All):

Scottoline, Lisa.

Serritella, Francesca Scottoline.

Mothers and daughters--Humor.

Mothers and daughters.

Women--Humor.

Women.

Genre:

Humor.

Autobiographies.

Physical Description:

xiii, 306 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm

Edition:

First St. Martin's Griffin edition.

Place of Publication:

New York : St. Martin's Griffin, 2018.

Summary:

Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. Join the mother-daughter duo as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men. They offer a fresh and funny take on modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard.

Contents:

Perking Up / Lisa 5

We're Having a Baby! / Francesca 9

Spot On / Lisa 14

Recipe Ambition / Lisa 18

Our Ladies of Perpetual Motion / Lisa 22

New Year's Meh / Francesca 26

Lift and Separate / Lisa 30

The Off Switch / Lisa 33

Becoming Thirty / Francesca 37

Mother Mary and the Eyebrow / Lisa 41

Moo / Lisa 46

Barking up the Wrong Tree / Francesca 50

Question Authority / Lisa 55

Something We Can All Agree On / Lisa 59

Topsy-Turvy / Francesca 63

Adventures in Herpetology / Lisa 67

The Scent of a Woman / Lisa 71

Pay the Troll / Francesca 75

Ball o' Fun / Lisa 79

Going Where the Weather Suits My Clothes / Lisa 83

Brain Freeze / Francesca 87

Leave a Tip / Lisa 91

Scrambled Eggs / Lisa 95

Anniversary / Francesca 99

Batter Up! / Lisa 104

Diaper Genie / Lisa 108

One-Piece of Mind / Francesca 113

World Police / Lisa 117

Good Morning! / Lisa 121

Blond and Blonder / Francesca 126

Potted / Lisa 130

Happy Birthday / Lisa 135

Pushed Around / Lisa 138

Beach Bums / Francesca 143

Work Zoned / Lisa 148

The American Dream / Lisa 152

The View from the Ferry / Francesca 156

For the Win / Lisa 161

Back to School / Lisa 168

Girl Vitamin / Francesca 171

Which Spices Would You Take to a Kitchen Island? / Lisa 175

Legends of the Fall / Lisa 179

Political Partisan Seeks Same / Francesca 183

Twelve Hundred of My Closest Friends / Lisa 187

Running on Empty / Francesca 192

If You're a Woman, They Only Want One Thing / Lisa 195

Mother Mary Gets an Idea / Lisa 199

Picture Imperfect / Francesca 202

iPhonatic / Lisa 207

Home Is Where the Bra Comes Off, Part 2 / Lisa 210

On Guyatus / Francesca 214

Suburban Story / Lisa 219

I Like Big Brains and I Cannot Lie / Lisa 223

High Note / Francesca 227

Collect Them All / Lisa 231

It's a Boy! / Lisa 235

Remote Control Freak / Lisa 239

The Bridal Shower 2.0 / Francesca 243

House Dreams / Lisa 248

SuperLisa / Lisa 251

Hi, My Name Is / Francesca 255

Netflixxed / Lisa 260

Like a Rolling Book / Lisa 265

Sniff Test / Francesca 269

Pasta Impasse / Lisa 273

Let's Twist Again / Lisa 277

Don't Bot with My Heart / Francesca 281

Built Ford Tough / Lisa 285

Weeding / Lisa 288

Keep Calm and Carry On / Lisa 292

Drunk Click / Francesca 295

The Bottom Line on the Bottom-of-the-Line / Lisa 299.

Notes:

Includes a Reading Group Gold guide in unnumbered pages at end of work.

ISBN:

9781250059994

1250059992

OCLC:

1001320231