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Substitute : going to school with a thousand kids / Nicholson Baker.

Van Pelt Library LB2844.1.S8 B28 2016
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Format:
Book
Author/Creator:
Baker, Nicholson, author.
Language:
English
Subjects (All):
Baker, Nicholson.
Substitute teachers--Anecdotes.
Substitute teachers.
Public schools.
School children.
Substitute teaching.
Maine.
Substitute teachers--Biography.
Education--United States.
Education.
United States.
Genre:
Biographies.
Anecdotes.
Autobiographies.
Physical Description:
719 pages ; cm
Place of Publication:
New York, New York : Blue Rider Press, 2016.
Summary:
In 2014, after a brief orientation course and a few fingerprinting sessions, Nicholson Baker became an on-call substitute teacher in a Maine public school district. Nearly every morning, he awoke to the dispatcher's five-forty a.m. phone call and headed to a nearby school. When he got there, he did his best to follow lesson plans and help his students get something done. In Baker's hands, the inner life of the classroom is examined anew -- mundane worksheets, recess time-outs, surprise nosebleeds, rebellions, griefs, minor triumphs, kindergarten show-and-tell, daily lessons on everything from geology to metal tech to the Holocaust -- as he and his pupils struggle to find ways to get through the day. Baker is one of the most inventive and remarkable writers of our time, and this book, filled with humor, honesty, and empathy, may be his most impressive work of nonfiction yet. -- adapted from book jacket.
Contents:
Day one: Small but hostile
Day two: Mystery picture
Day three: I suck at everything
Day four: Your brain looks infected
Day five: Toast
Day six: Out comes the eyeball
Day seven: What the hell was that?
Day eight: He's just a hairy person
Day nine: I can write, but I don't write
Day ten: Don't kill penguins cause other friends get sad
Day eleven: She stole my grape
Day twelve: I don't judge
Day thirteen: There's nothing exciting or fun happening today
Day fourteen: When you close your eyes and think of peace, what do you see?
Day fifteen: But we didn't do anything
Day sixteen: Silent ball
Day seventeen: Non-negotiables
Day eighteen: The man who needs it doesn't know it
Day nineteen: Simple machines
Day twenty: Stink blob to the rescue
Day twenty-one: Keep your dear teacher happy
Day twenty-two: He particularly doesn't like this particular spot
Day twenty-three: How do you spell juicy?
Day twenty-four: Hamburger writing
Day twenty-five: High on summertime
Day twenty-six: I kind of break my own spirit sometimes
Day twenty-seven: That's just the way school is
Day twenty-eight: Plutonic love.
Notes:
Includes bibliographical references and index.
Local Notes:
Athenaeum copy: Miller Fund bookplate.
ISBN:
9780399160981
0399160981
OCLC:
944380194

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