The Jill Kelly poems / Alessandro Porco.

Format:

Book

Author/Creator:

Porco, Alessandro.

Language:

English

Genre:

Poetry.

Physical Description:

60 pages ; 22 cm

Place of Publication:

Toronto : ECW Press, [2005]

Contents:

Bad Boys

The Real G 3

Ode to Christina Aguilera 4

I'm Ready, Coach...Put Me In 5

The Blame Game 6

My Boyfriend's Obsessed with Larry Bird, & I'm Obsessed with Romance 7

The Soundtrack to Sex - Vol. 1 8

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Cialis 9

The Lonely Street of Dreams 10

Menage a Bush Twins 12

MacGuffin 13

When I quit mulling over a history of words with silent letters, she lays beside me in the dawn of time, petrified, like a 14

Rambo: First Love 15

Ode to Balzac 16

Good Will Hunting for Beaver 17

Elegy 18

The Soundtrack to Sex - Vol. 2 19

Raison D'etre 20

23 Haiku 21

King Kong's Sonnet 23

Ode to Maria Sharapova 24

O Canadian Ghazal 25

Autobiographia Literaria as a Three-minute Short Film 26

The Jill Kelly Poems

Jill Kelly's Ars Poetica 31

Jill Kelly Conducts Research Into the Most Notorious Blackbeard's Most Notorious Wives, Most Notably Absent from Daniel Defoe's Most Entertaining Pirates 32

Jill Kelly's Gertrude Stein 34

Jill Kelly's Titty-Bop Sonnet 35

Jill Kelly's Delight in Disorder 36

I'm Dreaming of a Jill Kelly Productions Christmas Special 38

Jill Kelly's The Girl Next Door 39

Jill Kelly Productions' League of Extraordinary Women 40

Jill Kelly's Twiddle da Twat 41

Jill Kelly's Retiremento Sentimento Cento 42

Jill Kelly's Anal Philology 43

The Porcoda

My Sweetest Bi-curious 51

My First Time; or, Rodeo Love at Ranchman's 52

A Drinking Song 53

Though I'd Like to Explain the Finer Points of It All to You 54

Thank You Fathers for Your Daughters 55

Solarium 56

Braggadocchio, Skippy 57

Heat 58

To Be Carved on a Wall at Leonard Hall, Queen's University 59

Doggy Style 60.

Notes:

"A MisFit book"--T.p. verso.

ISBN:

1550226878 :

OCLC:

57166838