If the Gods had meant us to vote they would have given us candidates / Jim Hightower.

Format:

Book

Author/Creator:

Hightower, Jim, 1943-

Language:

English

Subjects (All):

Presidential candidates.

Presidents.

Politics and government.

United States--Politics and government--1993---Humor.

United States.

Presidents--United States--Election--2000--Humor.

Presidential candidates--United States--Humor.

American wit and humor.

Genre:

Humor.

Physical Description:

xiii, 433 pages ; 21 cm

Edition:

Revised edition.

Place of Publication:

New York : Perennial, 2001.

Summary:

Now the poster boy for populism is madder than ever as he covers the shenanigans that were Election 2000--a year that proved a watermark for contemplating our nation's struggle to reclaim its political, economic, and cultural heritage.

Contents:

Pt. 1. Election 2000: A Space Odyssey. Oh, God! Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber. Clinton's Last Erection. Beelzebub's Buzzwords. Plutocracy Is Not Government by a Far-Off Planet. The Conventions: A Two-for-One Sale. You Don't Matter. Go, Granny, Go! Election 2000: Epilogue

Pt. 2. Some Say we Need a Third Party, I Wish We Had a Second One. Some Say We Need a Third Party, I Wish We Had a Second One. Return of the Robber Barons. Globalization Is Globaloney

Pt. 3. This Land is Your Land. This Land is Your Land.

Notes:

Includes index.

ISBN:

0060932090

OCLC:

45162164