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Alec Baldwin doesn't love me & other trials of my queer life / Michael Thomas Ford.

Van Pelt Library PN6231.H57 F67 1998
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Format:
Book
Author/Creator:
Ford, Michael Thomas
Contributor:
Penn Sexuality Collection (University of Pennsylvania)
Gift of the William Way LGBT Community Center (University of Pennsylvania)
Language:
English
Subjects (All):
Homosexuality--Humor.
Homosexuality.
Gay men--Humor.
Gay men.
Gay wit and humor.
Genre:
Humor.
Physical Description:
viii, 248 pages ; 22 cm
Edition:
First edition.
Other Title:
Other trials of my queer life
Place of Publication:
Los Angeles, Calif. : Alyson Books, 1998.
Summary:
What can you expect from a kid who packs his toys for the Second Coming, insults the woman whose life inspired The Sound of Music, and fears that the host of Romper Room is out to get him? In the case of Michael Thomas Ford, you can expect a wild ride through a very strange life filled with one surprise after another. Sometimes irreverent, sometimes thought-provoking, always wickedly funny, Ford takes on everything from the horrors of shopping and the search for a gay gene to Martha Stewart dependency and Alec Baldwin's chest. Back of book.
Contents:
Diary of a Wound-be Porn Star
Too Much of a Good Thing
Adult Education
Dyke the Halls
Taking the Credit
Nonwriting Life
How Alec Baldwin Ruined My Life
Sound of Music
Why I Hate Shopping
Perils of Dating
Picture Imperfect
When I Grow Up
Trial by Fire
Singing a Different Tune
Home Improvement
Model Queer
Separation Anxiety
Cyberslut
No Splashing in the Gene Pool!
Games People Play
Sporting Chance
Just One of the Girls
I'm Not Saying It's Wrong
If Jesus Loves Me, Why Hasn't He Called?
Confessions of a Don't-Bee
Packing for the Second Coming
Crown of Heaven
Theory of Relativity
Saying Good-bye to Grandma.
Notes:
Lambda Literary Awards - Humor, Winner, 1999
Lambda Literary Award, 1998
Local Notes:
Gift of the William Way LGBT Community Center.
ISBN:
1555834310
9781555834319
OCLC:
37903635

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